Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000
(Source: freecocaine, via happy-already)
.8-mile jog warmup
SuperSet(x4):
12- reps Leg Press - 298,348,388,388
12-reps Modified Leg Press (Target Hamstrings) - 298,348,388,388
24-reps Backward Body-Weight Lunges
Leg Extensions:
12 reps - 50,70,80,80
Leg Curls:
12 reps - 50,70,80,80
Ab Set(x2):
15-reps Knee Ins
15-reps situps with 9-lb bar
1-min plank
I was stopped during this workout by my best friend’s mom who saw me on the leg press and talked with me for 20 minutes. lol. It was nice to catch up, but my workout was cut short, but it was still good getting something in for legs. Next one needs to be better.
…but then I automatically flexed…

And then I wanted to show off other arm muscles and kinda failed (but look at those sweet tan-lines - I’m wearing a v-neck all the time…lol)…

Then I tried again and this face unintentionally happened…

Then I was like this is stupid I suck a posing and tried to growl in order to be intimidating…

This is just an average day and these are some of the faces I make. This post is probably the most accurate portrayal of me thus far.
Also, if we are ever in a brawl, clearly my growl face will scare others away.
And most importantly (and the reason for initially creating this post) - sundresses are delightful.
Tomorrow morning is leg day (yay!!) I missed it last time around and can’t wait for it.
Afterward me and my mom are meeting up with my aunt and my cousin (who I haven’t seen in half a year) to hang out and go to Trader Joes (I’ve never been, but being sorta a foodie I believe it will be glorious) and out to eat at this delicious mediterranean restaurant.
Aka, my Tuesday is gonna rock.
Oh, also I called Under Armour to check on my application and they said hiring will be going on in 2 weeks. I am thinking about jogging around the store in their apparel every day until then to get the job - it seems like a legit plan in my head. Or maybe flexing and winking at associates? I think this creeping will pay off. HIRE ME SO I CAN GET DELIGHTFUL DISCOUNTS AND THEN SAVE THE REST AND RUN AWAY TO A FULL-TIME JOB IN A FEW MONTHS/ WHENEVER.